Wish Gone Wrong

Another good spammer game...
The first perosn who posts (me) will tell you my wish. Then, the next poster gets to grant it, add an akward twist, then say his/her wish. After that, the next poster does the same thing but to the last poster's wish.

Example:

Person1: I wish I was a bird

Person2: Wish Granted!
But a hunter shot you and cooked you for dinner
I wish I had a lot of money

Person3: Wish Granted!
But then you got robbed and you lost so much money that you got broke and you deicde to be a hobo for life
I wish I wasn't a hobo

and yada yada yada...
Simple enough, right? I get the first wish...
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I wish I could run really fast so I won't be late for school...

Wish granted.

But you can't stop running when you reach School and run past it. o-o

I wish people would play spam games later and finish setting up the Forum first. o.o (That includes Yaka. >_>)

Wish granted.

But then people forgot what else they need to do. o_O;; (Me of course o.o)

I wish the story I posted was good enough. o-o

Wish granted.

But it was so good that people died of its goodness. o.o

I wish I was smexier than I am. e.e

Wish Granted!

but you became so smexy that people got crazy over chu o.o

I wish someone would add a quick reply box so I don't need to click reply to topic everytime when posting o.o

(Lol xD)

Wish granted.

But for some reason it induced so much laziness chu grow fat. o.o;; Horrifying. D:

I wish i could go to 2 birthday parties at once. o-o;

Wish Granted!

But you had to cut yourself in two and you died in like... immidiately... and the fountain of blood is.. plain... beautiful...

I wish I was actually a vampire who could survive under the sun irl e.e

Wish granted. o.o

But that just freaks me out. o-o;

I wish pie was in illegal drug. o____o'

Wish Granted!

but then history changed forever.... you know why e.e

I wish blood was a normal human beverage o.o

Wish granted. o.o

But once again, that freaks me out. xD

I wish I found chu online. x.x;

OOC: Kat.... that's disgusting... but we're vamps, so who cares? xD

Wish granted...

But, *epic drum roll* Kat didn't have enough recovery time so she came online and can barely type well... dun dun dun...

I wish that this site is more active than it is now, seriously

Wish granted. o.o; But how the hell should I make something bad out of this? Ox

Eum... o.o But all the users troll and flame, etc etc... o_o

I wish you were as active as before. O_o

wish granted

but I got so active that.... the world got vaporized e.e

I wish that Yakate will advertise more and spam less

Wish granted. o.o

But my ads make people's eyes bleed. xD

I wish I figured out how to use CS4. v_v'